One day , a man from China .
He doesnt understand English very much .
He went to England one day .
He went to this school .
He walked pass the classrooms .

Teachers were asking students : "Who wants to answer this question ?"
Students : "MeMeMe!"

And so , the man remembered , "MeMeMe!"

Then it was recess .
He walked pass the canteen .
And heard the students calling out : "Fork and Spoons , Fork and Spoons !"

And so , the man remembered , "Fork and Spoons , Fork and Spoons !"

And then , it was end of school

The teacher said : "Class dismissed !"
The students shouted out : "Yay!"

And so , the man remembered , "Yay!"

Then the next day , the man came back to the school .
There were police officers there .
The policemen said the teacher was murdered yesterday .

The policeman asked the China man : "Do you know who killed the teacher ?"
The China man : "MeMeMe!"
The policeman asked : "How did you killed her ?"
The China man : "Fork and Spoons , Fork and Spoons !"
The policeman said : "Alright , we are taking you to the police station ."
The China man exclaimed : "Yay!"

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Hahas , i bet alot of you heard this joke before ;D

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